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[12 Sep 2004|04:10pm]

kermitisoncrack
space channel 5 makes me very, very happy... i love raping other peoples game collections...
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[12 Sep 2004|02:17pm]

kermitisoncrack
I like Rez. Maybe cause I SUCK MAJOR TANUKI BALS at rthym games, and this is ALMOST like some random rhythm game...

i dunno... its fun, and reminds me of ABA...
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[31 Aug 2004|10:29pm]

kermitisoncrack
Ive been a naughty boy, for not playing FFVII after having the insatiable urge to play it for so long. Well, aside from packing, I started FFV on the FF Anthology thingy.

Well, I can honestly say, game aside, it sucks... it really, really sucks. Not saying its bad quality or anything, just that its like something my old nerdy music teacher told me. So, he has these old projector tapes of some random sci-fi series, for lack of a better one: Dr. Who. Now, he was also into laserdiscs (god bless thier smutty souls), and found some "remastered" Dr. Who on said format. Well, he liked em, but he told me that they were not as good as the old projector ones. They were the exact same story, the exact same everything, but in the translation, the filtering, and making the picture better, something was lost. At this time, I just shooed off the thought, a) because he was a loon, and b) I was young, and what I didnt understand, I just cast off.

Well, playing this game made me realize just what he was talking about. In this remake, there is something lost. And that loss isnt just money, its a certain... pride (per se), and a certain, je nes se qua about the original that made me love it so. Maybe it was the fact that graphics werent so big, which left more to the imagination, and marketing. Maybe it was the fact that now a large chunk of incoming relases are all remakes of older games/series, or just use the same tired gameplay which was new back then.

Anyways, I dont know why, but the remake makes me depressed. I miss the old midi-ish music, and the small SD versions of the character. But then again, I do love Nobuo Uemetsu, and Amano's art work, which, to this day, I have not seen so nicely purveryed in other mediums... so, it sort of works out in the end. Though I do wish that they would have "gone all the way", like Biohazard Rebirth to the original, and completely redo everything.

Damn, I just realized something, I could have made this into a longer bitchy-rant that I could put on my site (If I ever decide to revive the hapless SOB),
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DAMNATIONS!!!!! [27 Aug 2004|09:47pm]

kermitisoncrack
WHY THE FUCK DO I FEEL SO UNEASY ABOUT KINGDOM HEARTS????!!!!!??????

Shit, you read a million and one reviews about FFX-2 and you get that odd "maybe its good, maybe its bad", and the whole "fap" value.... fuck, for all I played of FFX-2, I liked it in its own game... yes, odd as it may be, video games are good for that... but KH... Fuck... I just, I dont know how to react. Ive always hated the Disney droogs, yes, Mickey pisses the FUCK out of me cause hes suppose to be this holy fucking idle (while on the other hand, we all know kermit the frog is porkin Miss Piggy, no pun intended), but... with Squaresoft in the picture.... I dunno, Im speechless...

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MUNNY???? IS THAT LIKE ZENNY, OR HUNNY, WHICH WE ALL KNOW THE DRUG-ADLED WINNY LOVES WHILE HE HANGS OUT WITH THE CYNICAL OWL AND MANIC-DEPRESSED EYORE???????

anyways... fuck that... back to beating people mercilessly in GGX...
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[27 Aug 2004|04:58pm]

kermitisoncrack
You know what feels good... Playing Guilty Gear X in training mode, vs cpu, with health regen, on maniac mode, on lvl 20....

I LOVE JUST BLINDLY SLASHING AWAY WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!!!!!
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[26 Aug 2004|10:32pm]

kermitisoncrack
Ugghhh.... I feel.... sick... maybe its because of the franken-wich I made at work today, but Im pretty sure Kingdom Hearts plays a part in it. Mind you, Im not saying its a bad game, Im just saying its... ODD... I mean, fuck, Square-Nintendo was one thing, SqEnix is another, and Segammy... This is all just too... wierd, leaving a quesy feeling in my stomach rather than a minty fresh or lemony taste like Mr. Clean...

Maybe its too damn perky for my cynical, black heart, and than morbid as a whiny teen goth the next.... I dunno, but its creepin me out...
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[26 Aug 2004|01:42am]

kermitisoncrack
Speaking of "Going for Broke".... y'know something wrong when....

You step into EB Games and Gamestop stores in my area, and in both places, the managers of said stores notice that I got new glasses.... AND THATS JUST WIERD CAUSE I DONT GO INTO THEM TOO OFTEN!!!! *under breath* or at least once a week to spend a good ten minutes going through used PS games.... </under>

Fuck... I REALLY need to find other video game buyin venues... and need to go to the EB in Riverpoint cause thats the ONLY FUCKING PLACE WHICH STILL SELLS DREAMCAST GAMES!!!!!!!
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[26 Aug 2004|01:28am]

kermitisoncrack
GOPHER BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[25 Aug 2004|04:57pm]

kermitisoncrack
Yeah, its been a while... A LONG FUCKING WHILE!!!!!

Yeah sure, you all missed me (just humor me, ok).... sure...

ANYWAYS... IM PISSED OFF!!!!

Why... fucking Final Fantasy. WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL THE URGE TO PLAY ONE!!!!

Why not fucking Dragon Quest, or Breath of Fire?????

Damnations... Im pissed now... lets see, what have I played today... FFX (cause I couldnt fall asleep), FFIV (on the WSX while at the Dentists), FFVI (cause I found my old ZSNES save), FFVIII (some random port-ish thing for the TI-89)... AND I ALSO LISTENED TO TOO MUCH NOBOU UEMETSU (I spelled that wrong, I know)....

fuck, probably the only non-FF related thing I played the last week was Onimusha 3 and the Bouncer... shit...

Anyways... now I have an insatiable urge to play FFVIII and FFX-2 (and the ports of I and II for the GBA)

fuck... worse than ADHDDRD or ADHOLSCII (attention deficit hyperactive... OH LOOK, SOUL CALIBER II)
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guess what i got in the mail [21 Aug 2004|12:54pm]

mustangoline75
give up?

REZ, bitches
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[17 Aug 2004|07:08pm]

kermitisoncrack
GODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMN!!!!!!!!

I WANT YOU NOW NEMMY!!!!

http://www.capcom.co.jp/keitai/imode/bio_stories.html
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YES!!!!!! [16 Aug 2004|10:10pm]

kermitisoncrack


HEHEH!!!!!!
My parents are going out of town on saturday mornin, and arent going to come back til Sunday night, SO.....

Yes, Im probably going to regret this, and noone will come, but do I give a shit, NO!!!!

Anyways, to beat a dead horse, I got a nice setup, a moderatly nice console setup, good games, BROADBAND!!!!! and a network adapter for the PS2, and you can bring whatever the fuck you want... you can sleep over too

however, house rules,
1) Like Shinji Mikami, I AM GOD!!!! LISTEN TO ME OTHERWISE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY SUPER SAIYAN SKILL THINGIES!!!!
2) No drugs, beer, or sex, on the property, or else I will string you up by your balls with the said powers.
3) NO HOBOS
4) DONT PLAY CHEAP!!!!!!
5) You break something, I break it into smaller pieces with your head...
6) Dont eat me...

Yeah, Ill probably have to break my foot up someones ass cause I forgot to say a rule, but ohh well...
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HAHAH! [16 Aug 2004|01:16pm]

kermitisoncrack
HEHE... not the first time, but I lost my DDR 1st Mix disc... so, for a workout type thing on the dance pad... GUILTY GEAR!!!!!

Not the first time for that either... but now IVE MASTERED THE HCF+X!!!!!

Ok, mind you, im athletically challenged, and slow, so IT BIG FOR ME!!
HAHAH!!!!!
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[16 Aug 2004|12:10pm]

kermitisoncrack
*YAWN*

Wow.... Im up before 1P, yeah, I always set my alarm at 1, just in case (cause one time I had to work at 2, and woke up at 1:38)... anyways, went to bed yesterday at 2... thats a new one for me, cause thats about 2+ hours early... anyways...

ONIMUSHA!!!!

Yeah... good game... but IT AINT MOTHERFUCKING SURVIVAL FUCKING HORROR!!!!!

Sorry, had WAY too many conversations about that....

Anyways, the last couple o' days, Ive been playing Parasite Eve, beat that, and the Chrysler Building. Played some Frequency, and on another musical note, DDR 1st Mix. This brings me to another point... I MOTHERFUCKING SUCK AT ALL, and I MEAN ALL DANCING AND RHYTHM GAMES... BEMANI OR OTHERWISE!!!!!!

So... since I have no sense of either coordination or rhythm, I put that down at my friends house to play Shadow of Destiny. AHEM... I love random, good shit... AND I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!!!! Yes, the children of Shadow of Destiny. Dont ask me why, but its an awsome concept, and it remind me oddly enough of Shenmue. Yeah, all the time I spent playing that game, no wonder I had a gap of 2 years between girlfriends (besides the fact that my first one scarred me in a way Spy Kids 3D did... stupid second girlfriend's sister)

WEll, outside of that.... I have to work today, and that pisses me off, because Im not done disecting the PSOne and trying to trim it down all I can so I can combine it with my Video camera....

anyways... Since I lack the proper time and SDKs and all that shit, Ive been talking with people about... ok, let me explain... you know the USB memory sticks that sport being used as memory cards for the PS and X-box, well, the Sony CLIÉ (god rest thier smutty souls), has a whole MagicGate thingy where you can connect a memory stick to the computer...

OK... I SUCK AT TRYING TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!! But hooking up a CLIÉ and use the memory stick as a memory card... THERE...

ANyways... TO MUCH FREEZEPOP!!!!

And, like the 14 Year Old Girls (the band, not what my dad thinks about), never eat Doritos while playing games, cause it makes the controller WAY TO MOTHERFUCKING GREASY!!! I LEARNED THIS THE HARD WAY WITH THE GENESIS CONTROLLER AFTER MY FRIEND KILLED MY CAUSE THE GREASE STARTED TO EAT AWAY AT THE PLASTIC... or something like that... cmon, we were 10....
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Well... [14 Aug 2004|12:36am]

kermitisoncrack
Yeah, its been a while...

In light of everyone being away on trips (being Ohio or family camp), Ive been touring abroad in the European, Asian, and Spira continents....

Ok, sure, like the Blues Bros., I havent been, but what are you gonna do...

Well, I've been watching far, far, FAR too much anime for my own good... lets see, all of Patlabor, Getter Robo, Last Exile, Tokyo Godfathers, and a random dozen Ghibli movies.

Since this is a gaming comm77777777777 (for the sake of aesthetical enhancement, that 777 trick was pulled by my cat)... unity, Ill get to the games....

AHEM!!!!!

Buy 2, get one free at EB... bought Gun Survivor 3, Clock Tower 3, and The Bouncer.

Played those... many a times.... and now I feel like some Parasite Eve...

Since the cat demands petting... ill bid you ado, since its a bitch to type with one hand...
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Ohh... my... fucking... god????!!!! [07 Aug 2004|01:40am]

kermitisoncrack
Ahem... as you know, im a die-hard Biohazard fan...

I just beat Biohazard Gun Survivor 4... yes, the Gun Survivor games have been odd, and out of the normal context of the Raccoon City/Arklay Mnts and whatnot storyline...

ANYFUCKING WAYS!!!!!

I MOTHERFUCKING HATE THE ENDING!!!

IM GONNA KILL THAT STUPID ASS SONOVABITCH GIVERNS!!!!!

thats it... im out of this.. im selling the game tomorrow....
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[06 Aug 2004|04:11pm]

kermitisoncrack
Well, as you can tell, ive been anti-social for the most part.

So, to wrap up the last couple of days
Wednesday: FFX
Thursday: FFX, and work
Today: Grandmas B-day, and probably FFX, and work, and mowing
Tomorrow: FFX , and work
Sunday: work, and FFX
Monday+Tuesday:NO WORK!!!!, FFX

Yeah, that about wraps it up, and I tried to install a laser sight into a guncon, everything perfect, all worked, holes made, went to glue the switch in, I accidentally glue the switch itself off. Shit happens, Im gonna kill something, and play FFX...
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[04 Aug 2004|12:35pm]

kermitisoncrack
Well, been up most of the night playing FFX. Then I got mad at Blitzball and turned on Metal Gear Solid 2.... then my mom came down at about 6AM.

Mom: [Shinji], what are you doing up????
Me: Nothing, couldnt sleep.
Mom: *pointing to the PS2* What is that thing???
Me: A Playstation 2.
Mom: Did you steal it???
Me: What the fuck???? I bought it, remember the big bag I was carrying when you picked me up from work???
Mom: No. Are you playing that on the TV you just bought for college????
Me: Yes.
Mom: WELL TURN IT THE FUCK OFF!!! YOU KNOW THAT EVERY MINUTE YOU USE IT, ITS LIFE GET SHORTER!!! (or something akin to that)
Me: Mom... you need sleep... and so do I

Anyfuckingways, at about 10 today, I got an insatiable urge to play a survival horror game. However, one for the PS2. This may cause a problem, as I FEEL THE NEED TO RIDE MY BIKE DOWN TO EB AND PICK ONE UP!!! But I must retrain myself, as when I get the JP PS2, I can play far more horror games than on the US PS2... *drools* The Fear, Kuon, Nebula: Echo Night, Shadow Tower, and many, many more... Though, Ive been looking far and wide for Saishuu Densha...

Anyways... Im going to try and keep my stupid feet in this house, and not waste money on US games Ill part with soon... hehe....
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FUCKIN A!!!! [04 Aug 2004|05:23am]

kermitisoncrack
I HATE BLITZBALL.... FUCKING A!!! PRESS THE SQUARE DOESNT POP THE MENU UP... PRESSING THE SQUARE BUTTON GETS YOU FUCKING BLOCKED BY 3 FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!
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[04 Aug 2004|12:20am]

mustangoline75
so i played some fucking phantasy star collection today

amazing

i got the blue screen of death

in a consle game

WTF is up with that?

I'll tell ya

assholes programmed the game

but its fun
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